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A man was lodged in jail Tuesday morning after Lincoln Police say he was standing naked at the State Capitol. LPD says 33-year-old man was on the east balcony of the building around 7:20 a.m., naked and yelling obscenities.

Crumpled, scratched and filthy… this isn’t exactly how Jessica Sawyer expected to find her cherished £80,000 Bentley GTC after dropping it off for a “five-star” car wash.

Police forces in rural corners of Xinjiang province have been sending geese officers out on patrol since earlier this year, according to a report on the Chinese language website of the state-run People’s Daily newspaper.

CNN International host Jonathan Mann undermined the point he was trying to make about climate change a bit when he offered up this particular example of previous “man-made extinctions”: “We hunted the dildo into extinction.”

Ice cubes used by fast-food giants KFC, McDonald’s and Guangzhou-based Kungfu at branches in Beijing contained bacteria far in excess of the national limit, according to China Central Television.

The NSA is a “supercomputing powerhouse” with machines so powerful their speed is measured in thousands of trillions of operations per second. The agency turns its giant machine brains to the task of sifting through unimaginably large troves of data its surveillance programs capture.

Sex in the stairwell ended in a rescue call for a Russian woman who was left trapped after her head got stuck in the railings — and her lover took off, leaving her naked on the steps.

Desperate boffins battling to save a rare and endangered species of rhino are attempting to breed the animals in captivity by mating a brother and sister.

A lot of things get shoplifted in a lot of weird ways… but stuffing a baby alligator into your shirt seems like a bad idea.

Like father, like son in North Korea—at least when it comes to trying to provide a frosty stein of beer for the Party faithful

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