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  • Legal Weed is Hurting San Francisco’s Hippies

Seated on a blanket in Golden Gate Park in San Francisco, Kenny describes how the park has changed during his ten year absence spent growing weed in the California wilderness. “The hippy kids used to be able to sell their weed real easy at high prices,” he tells us.

  • Slow reader returns overdue library book after 41 years, including $299 fine

A self-confessed slow reader has handed back an overdue library book ? a staggering 41 years after first signing it out.

  • Study Finds Only 28 Percent of Millionaires Think They’re Rich

If you had investments worth a million dollars, would you consider yourself rich? How about $5 million? Well, hold on to your wallet because a new study has found that the majority of millionaires don’t consider themselves rich.

  • Goats defending New Jersey historic site from poison ivy

Sometimes when you have to solve a problem, high technology is not the way to go. And when the problem is acres of poison ivy, the answer might be found in what you might call natural technology.

  • ‘FBI Warning’ virus leads to Woodbridge man’s arrest

A Woodbridge man faces child pornography charges after he received an “FBI Warning” message on his computer and brought it to police.

  • Holidaymaker ate an octopus before discovering it was only the second of its kind ever found

A holidaymaker told yesterday how he caught and ate an octopus on holiday – only to discover it was only the second six-legged specimen ever found.

  • Guy tries to rob a gun store with a baseball bat, fails miserably

You’ve heard the old saying ‘don’t bring a knife to a gun fight.’ Well how about a bat? Apparently, that doesn’t work too well either – just ask 22-year-old Derrick Mosley.

  • Man who lived in tent after flood now homeless after tent blows away

Ken Hills, 60, who had been living in canvas shelter after the July 8 flood, lost even that during last week’s thunderstorm.

  • Company sells ‘royal princess’ plates after souvenir gamble goes wrong

Plenty of useless souvenirs have been produced to celebrate the birth of Prince George. From weird dolls to a CD of royal lullabies, if you’re a big fan of the third in line to the throne you can spend your hard-earned cash on just about anything.

  • Kestrel suspected of being Israeli spy by Turkish authorities turns out to be just a bird

A Kestrel captured in Turkey on suspicion of being an Israeli spy has been released after officials concluded it was not actually in the employ of Mossad.

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A man was lodged in jail Tuesday morning after Lincoln Police say he was standing naked at the State Capitol. LPD says 33-year-old man was on the east balcony of the building around 7:20 a.m., naked and yelling obscenities.

Crumpled, scratched and filthy… this isn’t exactly how Jessica Sawyer expected to find her cherished £80,000 Bentley GTC after dropping it off for a “five-star” car wash.

Police forces in rural corners of Xinjiang province have been sending geese officers out on patrol since earlier this year, according to a report on the Chinese language website of the state-run People’s Daily newspaper.

CNN International host Jonathan Mann undermined the point he was trying to make about climate change a bit when he offered up this particular example of previous “man-made extinctions”: “We hunted the dildo into extinction.”

Ice cubes used by fast-food giants KFC, McDonald’s and Guangzhou-based Kungfu at branches in Beijing contained bacteria far in excess of the national limit, according to China Central Television.

The NSA is a “supercomputing powerhouse” with machines so powerful their speed is measured in thousands of trillions of operations per second. The agency turns its giant machine brains to the task of sifting through unimaginably large troves of data its surveillance programs capture.

Sex in the stairwell ended in a rescue call for a Russian woman who was left trapped after her head got stuck in the railings — and her lover took off, leaving her naked on the steps.

Desperate boffins battling to save a rare and endangered species of rhino are attempting to breed the animals in captivity by mating a brother and sister.

A lot of things get shoplifted in a lot of weird ways… but stuffing a baby alligator into your shirt seems like a bad idea.

Like father, like son in North Korea—at least when it comes to trying to provide a frosty stein of beer for the Party faithful

infographic-the-ultimate-history-of-sneaker-designThe ultimate history of sneaker design

A dried-out batch of asparagus has touched off a debate about racial discrimination, grocery stores and the role of citizen-led commissions.

As China’s richest man, Zong Qinghou probably knows a thing or two about wealth. Poverty, however… “We don’t need to solve the problem of the rich-poor gap,” said Zong Qinghou, the founder of the massive beverage company Wahaha, at a launch for a chain of luxury shopping malls. “We need to solve the problem of common prosperity.”

A New York-based temple devoted to encouraging “benevolence and empathy among all people” through the teachings of Satan traveled over the weekend to the Mississippi gravesite of Catherine Idalette Johnston, late mother of Westboro Baptist Church founder Fred Phelps Jr., in order to perform a same-sex ceremony aimed at turning Johnston’s spirit gay.

Earlier this week, North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un visited an indoor mushroom farm and called for the country to become a world-class mushroom producer in order to prevent famine. To an extent, Kim Jong Un aims to create a mushroom kingdom, if you will.

A woman is so desperate to be disabled she is willing to undergo a $25,000 operation so she can live the rest of her life permanently in a wheelchair.

Rabbis have rarely generated so much excitement. At least not in the bedroom. For the first time, Orthodox Jews can buy sexual lubricants that have been declared kosher.

For decades, misinformation has been puked up by the DEA and regurgitated as fact by America’s lame stream media. Claiming that medical marijuana is a hoax, a scam, a swindle of the worst sort– perpetrated on America’s oblivious citizens.

A rape suspect was arrested when he walked into a restaurant where the victim was being interviewed by an Oklahoma City police officer shortly after she was raped.

Medics in Ibiza were forced to enlist the help of buzz saw-wielding fire-fighters on Wednesday to free a German tourist from the clutches of a steel sex toy.

A British woman who won $3.2 million when she was aged just 16 now has just $3300 left, but insists she’s never been happier.

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Doctors are looking into the mystery of an American man who awoke speaking only Swedish, with no memory of his past, after he was found unconscious four months ago at a motel in southern California.

The woman was sunbathing in her garden when the fabric of the seat suddenly gave way and her bottom became stuck in the frame.

Hugh Jackman managed to upset locals at a sacred hot springs in Japan during a break in filming The Wolverine by failing to cover up his manhood.

Move over, “Deadliest Catch!” The “Clam Kings” are set to show viewers some fresh shellfish shenanigans.

Sometimes people post negative online reviews for products they never even used, not because they really hate a company, want to make a competing product look better or because they’re just bored — but instead, a study suggests, these folks are actually customers who are a little bit too devoted to the brand they’re criticizing.

In its latest attempt to keep up with the times the Vatican has married one of its oldest traditions to the world of social media by offering “indulgences” to followers of Pope Francis’ tweets.

In a financial planning guide for its workers, the company accidentally illustrates precisely how impossible it is to scrape by on a fast food paycheck.

In the third part of Piers Morgan‘s extensive, exclusive interview with Trayvon Martin‘s friend Rachel Jeantel about her testimony in the George Zimmerman trial, the host asked his guest if there was anything she wished she’d said on the stand. Jeantel answered with one word: “Nigga.”

A sharknado is not a specifically named peril on a standard homeowners insurance policy. But would your insurer pay up anyway if, as in the instant cult classic Syfy TV movie, a giant tornado blew in from the ocean and dumped thousands of man-eating sharks on your neighborhood?

A 30-year-old man was hospitalized Friday night after a snake bit his member while he was sitting on the toilet at his parents’ house in northern Israel.

A 25-year-old woman on Monday allegedly committed suicide by setting herself on fire at Amberpet in Hyderabad as she was “upset” over the death of her cat.

Chulalongkorn University - Thailand - Hitler MuralTop Thailand university apologizes for mural depicting Hitler as a superhero

College Kids Are Having Sex and Not Majoring in English

Man Named Kim Adds ‘Mr.’ to Resume, Lands Job

You Can Get A Kanye West Plain White ‘Hip Hop T Shirt’ For Only $120

‘Bang! I accelerate’: Quebec mayor forced to apologize for saying how much he enjoys killing kittens with his car

Man arrested after he gatecrashes eight-year-old’s birthday party

Plymouth mum wielded fork after being refused entry to pub at 7.30am

DirecTV Launching New Channel for Dogs Only

Japanese look to change their fate by palm plastic surgery

Suspected rebels in women’s clothing invade Congo

largest building in the world - new century global center - chengdu - chinaThe New Century Global Centre in Chengdu, China, the new largest building in the world.

Zimmerman, now fearing for his life, could legally just start shooting everyone.

Man views porn using Safari, files lawsuit against Apple.

Minister unimpressed by white powder sniff test.

Cow falls through roof and kills man in Brazil.

Fight Over Missing Steak Leads To Stabbing.

Doctor Gives ‘Ghetto Booty’ Diagnosis.

New giant rubber lips ‘will make you look younger’

Do airlines owe World Trade Centre owners up to $3.5 billion in damages after 9/11 attacks?

Hippo by Mikel Arrizabalaga

  • The Death of the Hipster [marginalutilitymirror]

“The problem with hipsters seems to me the way in which they reduce the particularity of anything you might be curious about or invested in into the same dreary common denominator of how “cool” it is perceived to be. Everything becomes just another signifier of personal identity. Thus hipsterism forces on us a sense of the burden of identity, of constantly having to curate it if only to avoid seeming like a hipster. But are there hipsters, actual hipsters, or just a pervasive fear of hipsters? Hipster hatred may actually precede hipsters themselves. Maybe that collective fear and contempt conjures them into being, just as the Red Scare saw communists everywhere, or how the Stasi made spies of everyone. Late capitalism makes us all fear being hipsters and thus makes us all into one, to some degree.”

“‘You are lucky,’ you are told. But with this luck comes a responsibility: that you promise to do something good with it. An anonymous millionaire is currently putting people to the test by handing out £1000 to those he randomly encounters. The Sunday Telegraph spent the day with him whilst he paced the streets of London hunting for 10 lucky recipients.”

“While consumerism relies upon our being just as fickle as the sartorial seasons, the history of fashion suggests at least one consistency: that a garment once considered “casual” will eventually be thought of as “smart-casual”, then as “businessware”, and finally as something in which one could reasonably expect to be sued or buried.”

“Diseases caused by contact with fecal matter are the largest killer of children in the world. The problem: Not enough toilets. The solutions, as you can see in this infographic, are not so simple.”

“One year ago up-and-coming reporter Jose Antonio Vargas revealed to the country he is here illegally… he speaks for the first time about the price he paid, the controversy he caused, and why figures like Mark Zuckerberg and Aaron Sorkin rallied to his aid.”